Garage Doors – The Breakup

Garage Doors – The Breakup

(bg: spring day. While MAN talks, a car pulls up, door opens and closes, and footsteps approach)

GUY: (apologetic) I don’t think … this is working out anymore. I know that’s not what you want to hear, but… you just don’t look as good anymore. You’re saggy and well … you’re too worn out for me. I’m sorry, but I’m just being honest.

GAL: (puzzled) Honey? Are you … talking … to the garage door?

GUY: (busted) Noooo …

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