Garage Doors – Ouchies

Garage Doors – Ouchies

(bg: spring day)

GUY 1: (shocked) Did someone run a car into your garage door?

GUY 2: (really doesn’t want to talk about it) Uh, yeah, me.

GUY 1: Oh. (puzzled) But, the crutches?

GUY 1: Dropped the door on my foot.

GUY 2: And the bandage on your head?

GUY 1: Spring popped out of the track.

GUY 2: The back brace?

GUY 1: Tried to put the spring back in the track.

GUY 2: (sympathetic astonishment) Dude …

GUY 1: Tell me about it.

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